PEGI Moves To Mobile Games, Children Everywhere Cry Out In Horror

Have you done the old PEGI-dodge on your parents before? You, a bright-eyed kid eager to play the latest videogames. Your parents, a vigilant bastion against all the violence and hatred in the world. You approach them with a copy of GTA, your thumb ‘conveniently’ placed over the PEGI rating. “I’d like this one,” you’d say, with the voice of an angel. “I love, uh, driving games.” Your parents never quite understood why you were so reluctant to play a driving game while they were around the house. And what game is it that keeps saying ‘Kill Frenzy’ while the parents laid in bed?